Slideshow

YOU KNOW THIS PART

TEES FOR TIRED PARENTS

YOU KNOW THIS PART

The good, the exhausting, the ridiculous
and everything we’ll somehow miss later

Find your shirt

MORE COFFEE • LESS CHAOS • ABSOLUTELY NO GROUP CHATS •

Christmas Tees

View all

Elfin’ Exhausted T-Shirt

Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Elf Relocation Specialist T-Shirt

Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Elf Control T-Shirt

Hen-tirely Out Of Patience T-Shirt

Sale price  From $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Everyday Tees

View all

Mentally Somewhere Quiet T-Shirt

Mentally Somewhere Quiet T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Mentally Hiking 2 T-Shirt

Mentally Hiking 2 T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Mentally Hiking T-Shirt

Mentally Hiking T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Motherhood Is So Rewarding T-Shirt

Motherhood Is So Rewarding T-Shirt

Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $42.99

Mentally elsewhere.

Two good tees. Five minutes alone. Somewhere quiet, at least in your head.

Shop the tee

FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based shop, and every tee is printed right here in the USA. Survive the chaos in a shirt that's made close to home.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

Parenting is hard on clothes, so we pick fabrics that feel soft on your skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item, and you'll find the full details on each product page.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $55

Secure Checkout

100% Encrypted & Private

Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

Easy 30-Day Returns

Hassle-free returns for peace of mind