Mentally elsewhere.
Two good tees. Five minutes alone. Somewhere quiet, at least in your head.
MORE COFFEE • LESS CHAOS • ABSOLUTELY NO GROUP CHATS •
Christmas Tees
Mentally elsewhere.
Two good tees. Five minutes alone. Somewhere quiet, at least in your head.
We're a US-based shop, and every tee is printed right here in the USA. Survive the chaos in a shirt that's made close to home.
Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
Parenting is hard on clothes, so we pick fabrics that feel soft on your skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item, and you'll find the full details on each product page.